About half way between Los Angeles and Las Vegas, as you drive along Interstate 15 through the lonely Mojave Desert, you’ll come across an unusual exit sign directing you towards a rather oddly-spelled “Zzyzx Road” (pronounced “Zye-Zex” and rhymes with “Isaacs”). The 4.5 mile-long, part paved and part dirt road leads you to an old health resort, now abandoned, called Zzyzx Springs, started by a self-proclaimed minister and quack named Curtis Howe Springer in the 1940s. Today, it’s home to the Desert Studies Center, and the artificial Lake Tuendae that the pseudo-doctor built is now a refuge habitat of the endangered Mohave tui chub, a kind of fish.
Before Zzyzx became Zzyzx, it was called the Soda Springs, because of the presence of a natural spring, and was a popular stop for Indians in search of fresh water. The area had prehistoric quarry which later became a mining site. In 1944, Curtis Howe Springer, who had made a name for himself as a Los Angeles radio personality, purchased a mining claim on 12,800 acres of land surrounding the springs with the intention of building a Mineral Springs and Health Spa. He called the area Zzyzx, a name he had invented himself claiming it to be “the last word in the English language.”
Springer recruited homeless men from L.A. to essentially construct an entire township complete with a two-story 60-room hotel, a chapel, a spa with a cross-shaped pool and a “natural” hot spring bath heated by a hidden boiler. He also built a castle for himself along a street he named the "Boulevard of Dreams", a studio to broadcast from, and a private airstrip named ‘Zyport’. He even dug an artificial lake for the spa named Lake Tuendae.
Springer claimed to be a physician and a Methodist minister, though he was none. For the next thirty years he made a fortune promoting his useless medical products to senior citizens, shipping them all over the world to cure various ailments, even cancers and baldness. Among his various “miraculous cures” were “Antedeluvian Tea” said to prolong life, a $25 do-it-yourself hemorrhoid cure kit, and “Mo-Hair”—a baldness cure.
Springer’s downfall came when he tried to push his luck a bit too far. He started selling land near his property – land that didn’t belong to him – so that his gullible followers could have access to his services 24x7. The federal government got wind of his operation and evicted him from the site. He was convicted of squatting, since he merely owned a mining claim, and his massive resort was shut down. Springer spent a short stint in jail for several laws he had broken, after which he retired to Las Vegas where he died twelve years later. However, he did live to see “Zzyzx” officially approved as a place name by the United States Board on Geographic Names in 1984.
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Lake Tuendae. Photo credit
Today the place is managed by the California State University as their Desert Studies Center where all manner of arid-climate and archaeological research is conducted. Most of the concrete buildings still stand, repurposed as a research facility. The artificial Lake Tuendae is now one of the few remaining habitats of the endangered species Mohave tui chub.
As to the name itself – Zzyzx inspired at least two B-grade horror movies. The one released in 2006, called Zyzzyx Road, holds the dubious distinction of recording the lowest box office gross in the history of America cinema – a whopping US $30 during its one-week theatrical release.
Sources: Wikipedia / Roadside America / WeirdUS / CN Traveller
Wow that is really amazing. Too bad it couldn't be renovated.
ReplyDeleteHah, I'm reading Connally's "The Narrows" just now and Zzyzx features prominently.
ReplyDeleteHad to re-read the name, because, for a minute, I thought I was back in the old days playing Zork, and after typing in the magic word (at the wrong time, again) the console would simply respond: "Nothing Happens. Fool."
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